For a long time, after a one-night gig in college, Melody Stang and Kayla Williams couldn’t go to a house party without a chorus of people calling for them to play “The Anal Song.”
In fact, they got so sick of it they decided to write some new stuff; you know, for variety. “The Pad Song” led into “Titty Shake” led into “Dildo,” and before they knew it, the two had a whole set.
“It got to the point where it was like, this is more fun than our own music,” Williams recalled in an interview March 14. She and Stang both studied music in school, and were pursuing careers as singer/songwriters.
But the lure of the lewd was too strong, and now Stang and Williams have more than 40 original songs, performing regularly as The Dirrty Show. And to hear the best friends talk about it, the decision is probably for the best.
“We can’t write a serious song together to save our lives,” Stang said. Not long ago, she and Williams had put together a “really pretty song,” but somehow herpes kept finding its way into their lyrics.
“It’s just how we are together,” Williams chimed in with a giggle.
That knack for poetic vulgarity extends to the duo’s stage performances, where their whole-hearted embrace of all things filthy can leave certain audience members seriously squirming.
“That’s kind of what we live for, right? When we’re playing new audiences, when we have new shows, it kind of recharges our kryptonite in a way. Seeing everyone’s reaction, and seeing everyones ‘O’ faces—we kind of get off on that, to be honest,” Stang said.
Of course, when they don’t know their audience well, they do have to hold back. Although Williams pointed out that for The Dirrty Show holding back is somewhat relative.
“It [basically] doesn’t exist. When we talk about scaling back we’re still talking about masturbation, sex, hairy balls and all this stuff. That’s a scaled back show,” she said.
It would be easy to be offended by what Stang and Williams do, and while it’s not uncommon for audience members to walk out on them after a couple of songs, Stang said the majority of people react very positively.
And while many of their songs would make the most unflappable among us blush, they also demonstrate a whimsical and goofy sense of humor. In the music video for their song “Fungal Jungle,” Stang and Williams frolic through sunlit fields, singing sweetly, all the while sporting giant, hand-crafted vaginas on their heads.
Part of their success no doubt stems from the friends’ self-deprecating sense of humour, and the obvious tongue-in-cheek attitude all their songs are written with.
But it goes deeper than that, too. What many seem to appreciate about The Dirrty Show is the fact that they unapologetically throw the hardest-to-stomach aspects of sex in peoples faces, and through humour make it (at least somewhat) digestible.
Of course, Stang pointed out, people might also just love to hear songs about hairy testicles.
Trevor Nichols
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